thwapt

Local slang for Wapped

"Ee' thwapt his there cock out, so he did!!"

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

pregnant

Slang term for a split condom

Holy shit! It Split! You're Pregnant!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

Fuck Face

The act of getting a really drunk bird and getting them to give you a blowjob then grabbing hold of the sides of her head and screwing her mouth and throat until you blow your load

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

childbirth

The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat

I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

wapped

See wapping

He Wapped it out for all to see.

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

chicken lover

An individual who enjoys the company of male birds and bunging up their anal passages with his todger

Fred's run into the Chicken Shed again. He's sucka chicken lover

by kymcleod October 12, 2003