chicken lover

An individual who enjoys the company of male birds and bunging up their anal passages with his todger

Fred's run into the Chicken Shed again. He's sucka chicken lover

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

wapping

Releasing your penis from its trousers and smacking it down hard on an inanimate object to give a slapping sound (Sometimes referred to as Cocklashing)

We were down the bar and Mike dropped his trousers and wapped it out for all to see

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

Non Porno version of the Bare Bitch Project

Why the fuck does whe have her clothes on? ITS NOT THE PORNO!!! WHAAAAAT???

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

dribble

What i involuntarily do when i look out of the window and see the fine ladies out there

by kymcleod October 21, 2003

oligopoly

In the context a monopoly, something to do with small companies owning a share of the market

What an oligopoly!

by kymcleod October 11, 2003

pregnant

Slang term for a split condom

Holy shit! It Split! You're Pregnant!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003