bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

by Kyle April 10, 2003

penis

Something Nick Cinqurnelli doesn't have

He has a vagina

by Kyle June 28, 2003

Sean Penn

One of the greatest actors out now and easily the best of his generation. But his talent is overlooked over his temper tantrums, anti-Hollywood attitude and sour sense of humor. But he's one of my favorites. You can't hate someone you don't know personally.

Too many dipshits base an actor on their personality. You guys don't know them to judge.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

yodo

Short for saying yo dog.

Yodo,I havnt seen you in a while.

by kyle May 13, 2005

compulsive liar

A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.

"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"

by Kyle March 24, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 07, 2004

Stiggo

This cool ass motherfucker that gets a bunch of bitches and lets me have sloppy seconds

He's a Stiggo!

by Kyle June 02, 2003