muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.

Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.

by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024

Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017

German Trellis

The act of two men kneeling butt to butt creating an arched form and pooping.

Wow, Ryan and Steve are making a steamy German Trellis.

by kungfumelissa September 5, 2017

boba tea

The act of fully placing a flaccid penis and balls into ones mouth and gently gumming the testicles.

Rick is giving Dave a gentle boba tea.

by kungfumelissa September 30, 2017

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017