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tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.
That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the tits pierremug.

Taiway

Short for the "Taiway to Hell". A 155mm towed howitzer model m198. The name comes from its section chief Sgt. Tai Yamauchi and the popular ac/dc song Highway to Hell. In the opinion of the cannons gunner "morriss" The howitzer was thought to be cursed by the name. Hard times often fell onto the Taiway and it's crew but still remains a legend in Marine Corps field artillery world wide.
I served as a cannoneer on the Taiway.
by KungFu April 1, 2005
mugGet the Taiwaymug.

antijoke

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz
"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".
by KungFu April 1, 2005
mugGet the antijokemug.

Highlands Ranch

1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the Highlands Ranchmug.

rolex

verb, The act of wrapping ones penis around the wrist like a watch in order to trick another person into looking at ones dong. Commonly used with a question to the intended victim.
"have you seen my new rolex?"
a)"no,,,ewwwwww".
by KungFu April 1, 2005
mugGet the rolexmug.

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.
Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the skawnkmug.

gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
mugGet the gatekeepermug.

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