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1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law
I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color
H.O.A. by KungFu April 4, 2005
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Stands for “Hellions on Alert”, though they like to claim it means Homeowners Association.
My buddy got fined $200 for not having flowers by his mailbox by the H.O.A. — one of those hellions is probably the one who picked them.
H.O.A. by Levittels May 23, 2023
A hellish organisation where the Karen's of your neighbourhood get to decide where your mailbox can go.
H.O.A: You cant put a flag up! It violates rule 12 of the H.O.A rules!

Homeowner: Go fuck yourself.
H.O.A by PokkoYT January 19, 2025
Heart of a thug.
Juan: dude. I'm heart broken

Pedro: loser, i got H.O.A.T, i catch no feelings
H.O.A.T by Magiclokz April 18, 2010

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

F.H.O.A. 

Future Hooker Of America, used mostly by slutty girls calling other slutty girls hookers!!!
Omg Ashley have you seen Kaitlyns new outfit? She's such a F.H.O.A.
F.H.O.A. by Lyndi / Oliver July 15, 2005

G.H.O.A.T. 

That's bitch the G.H.O.A.T.! HOT DAMN!
G.H.O.A.T. by KingLeo2289 June 26, 2022