kung-fu jesus's definitions

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Industrial action

(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.

Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made £700 million turnover! This is despite spending £690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Payment in Kind

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

stomp a mud hole

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Flower-Stamper

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004