kung-fu jesus's definitions

favours

(n.) favourable acts. Done for the favour of a certain party.

(proper noun) blowjobs.

Psycho bitch owes me a few favours. sucky sucky!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

the mank

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

penis pie

The favourite dish of SEPHlROTH

seffy loves the cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

C'est la guerre

The antoym of C'est la vie, this implies that the chase will not be given up. Literally translated to "It's the war", although better translation provieds "This is war".

See my definition of C'est la vie

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004