near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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rural+urban

Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
Urban: 26mpg
Rural: 38,pg
Urban+rural: 32 mpg
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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landslide

(n.) Earth moving down a hillside very fast, destroying everthing it its path. A large shift of mass.

(n.) When one party standing in an election takes a massive majority over all others, including the reigning party. The name comes from bar chart presentation, where the drawings resemble a landslide.
The landslide killed 18 peeps


He won by a landslide
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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lugh

Typo for luagh.
I is teh lugh @ j00!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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streetka

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.
I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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