kung-fu jesus's definitions

Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

credit

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

1-series

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

knock for knock

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.

My decision on the accident was knock for knock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004