kung-fu jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the no stranger to the biscuit tinmug. A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the dawn of the deadmug. (v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
Get the lunchtime religious experiencemug. To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the skating on thin icemug. (n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
Get the middle-manmug. Not be be confused with a brothel, a knocking shop is simply a house which has been elected to be the main place of sexual intercourse by those in thier teens. Usually belonging to a couple of rarely there parents.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
Get the knocking shopmug. 