kung-fu jesus's definitions

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Us

(n.) Your party, when refering to the view of an outsider

(n.) The United states.

all your no fly zone are belong to US

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

froghurt

(n.) Frozen Yoghurt. Often cursed.

Guy: This doll, is cursed!


Homer: That's bad

Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That's good!

Guy: the froghurt is also cursed

Homer: that's bad..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004