kung-fu jesus's definitions

forbidden definitions

linkin park, adolf hitler as well as many male first names.

I managed to get definitions up for disney, linkin park and adolf hitler. They never appeared, but one day they suddenly all came up, as well as 100 or so other definitions. Odd.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

dun dun dun

Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.

luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

boxed-in feeling

(n.) A sudden attack of claustrophobia.

"|started to get theat boxed-in feeling" said eliturk, moments after being freed from a paper bag.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

keep it in the family

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.

That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

scum

(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.

Where's your tool?


What tool?



*WHACK*

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004