kung-fu jesus's definitions

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

the chair

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.

Firing squad or the chair?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

quarter

(V.) To spare the life of an conquered foe.

Do not grant enemy troops quarter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

out-hole

The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.

See in-through-the-out-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

le pen

Not a nazi (nazism and fascism are different things). Deeply conservative and probably aristocratic, wanting to rebuild France from the soft and lazy governments that have been around since the third republic.

Jean-Marie Le Pen. Vote for your favourite piece of stationery!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

pompous

Something extremely cool to be.

Manners maketh the man.

Narcissism and pomp maketh the man great.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004