kung-fu jesus's definitions

cabrio

Short for cabriolet, a convertible car.

Yo yo yo who wants a ryde in mah cab-ri-o!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.

A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004