birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay

I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

ghost author

Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.



Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.

urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=%AD


to see ghost author's current definitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

face full

To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced

I would like to give you a face full.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004