kung-fu jesus's definitions

rewind

(v.) To look back in time

Rewind the tape please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

usm

Abbreviation for "Unstoppable sex machine", as in "Carter: The unstoppable sex machine"

The only living boy in new cross

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

leap year

(n.) A year where Febuary has 29 days. This is because the earth actually takes 365.24 days to orbit the sun completely. This figure is rounded to 365.25, so after four years, we have to add an extra day. However, since it is actually a little less than a whole day, every 100 years we will be a day ahead. There are 10 leap years in 100 years, and hence, we must miss one of these years. This was last done in 1900, and shall next be done in 2100, hence, it is unlikely many of us will live to see the next one, unless this definitions is still here (along with urbandictionary of course!) in many years' time.

1) Every year divisible by four is a leap year (1996,2000, 2004);

2) Unless it is also divisible by 100 (1700, 1800, 1900, 2100).


3) However, if a year is divisible by 4, 100 and 400, it is a leap year (1600, 2000, 2400)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

daddio

(n.) a male. Same definition as dude

Surf, daddio, surf.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

vote of no confidence

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.

Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

buck the trend

(v.) To differ in opinion to most others. To go against the grain, to be an exception to the rule.

Critic#4 bucked the trend and praised the movie

by Kung-fu Jesus June 27, 2004