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edutainment

Combining education and entertainment to teach children. usually accomplishes neither, since the two are complete opposites.
by kung-fu jesus September 22, 2004
mugGet the edutainmentmug.

your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.
Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the your kidsmug.

agua sin gas

Still water, as it would be ordered in southern Spain.
Agua sin gas, por favore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the agua sin gasmug.

elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.
I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
mugGet the elgoogmug.

busy with the frog

Busy with the frogs, eh?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the busy with the frogmug.

soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.
The soapbox derby is lame.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the soapboxmug.

machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.
I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
mugGet the machine gunmug.

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