spanish main

The area of sea that stretched from the west coast of spain to its' latin american territories.

"Remember the Maine! To hell with Spain!"...apparentley

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

horizontal kickboxing

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Muay Thai

A martial art that is all very well and good until you face anyone more than 30 pounds heavier than you, at which point your speedy light blows happen to be useless, and you will have your ass reamed.

That 120 pound grand champion took on a 150 pound kid and lost.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).

Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

g'day mate

An austrailian greeting between males.


"Good day, mate (friend)"

G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004