Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

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uma

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

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are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.

The Monkees? Are they still alive?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

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elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

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Oaf

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.

Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.

GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

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