bullet love

When a bullet penetrates the body, akin to making love to it.

That guy's had some bullet love in his time. He came out of the army after being shot about twenty times in five years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

forehead piercing

A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.

After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.


The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

i make this look good

I am extremely competant at performing this task or leisure activity and looking relxaed whilst doing it.

Driving with my feet, I make this shit look good!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

delts

(n.) muscle group- the deltoids

workin' out my delts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

a fuck idea

(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.

"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

teletubby generation

Following the power ranger generation of 1991-1996, this generation were born 1997-2000, and, like the ninja turtle generation, were a mixture fo buffering generations. Since teletubbies was an uninspired and directionless show, with no moral message or underlying message of any kind, and virtually no action, the kids of this generation are left fairly annoying little brats, who will be nice but rather lacking in depth.

He-man & Thundercats generations > teletubby generation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004