Definitions by kung-fu jesus

the chair 

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.

Firing squad or the chair?

the chair by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

hook 

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

hook by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

jab 

A vaccination, or a straight punch. Direct and to the point. Concise.

"Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"

"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."

jab by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

plausible deniability by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

fishook 

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.

Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.

fishook by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

no man's land 

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

no man's land by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

petit 

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

petit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004