kung-fu jesus's definitions

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

mongoloid

(n.) Someone from southern or eastern asia according to a now obsolete racial classification. The name is given, probably as a result of genghis khan's mongol empire, which saw mongols breed with the natives of most asian races/tribes. The key factors in deciding whether a skull is mongoloid or not lie in the eyes and nose.

Most Chinese, Japanese and Koreans were once called 'mongoloid'.

caucasoid
negroid
austroloid

by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

square jawed

(adj.) Macho, manly.

He's square jawed!



What a square jawed idea!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.

Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

all fours

(n.) One's hands and knees/legs (delete as applicable)

She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

yolk

(n.) The mainstay, the governing part.

The egg yolk

Yolk of the country is the government/monarch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004