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the business of which one is engaged

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the the business of which one is engagedmug.

smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
mugGet the smug marriedmug.

all for one and one for all

Popular catchphrase that means one person represents all, and that all must do everything for one. Put simply, means true brotherhood.
The Musketeers! Dartagnion!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the all for one and one for allmug.

nut

(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the nutmug.

knock over

(v.) to unstealthily rob.
I know a house you could knock over with some really good stuff in it.
by kung-fu jesus November 7, 2004
mugGet the knock overmug.

Prang

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.
I pranged your car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
mugGet the Prangmug.

evening of his life

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
mugGet the evening of his lifemug.

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