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one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo
Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
mugGet the one man armymug.

hirsute

That pussy is hirsute!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
mugGet the hirsutemug.

lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.
I liek teh lassie!!!!!11
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the lassiemug.

Eng.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the Eng.mug.

jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.
Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the jumper cablesmug.

rampant rabbit

The world's best selling vibrator.
It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the rampant rabbitmug.

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"
Is that Thatcher?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the who dares winsmug.

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