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zanzibar 

Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.
Tell me what's your favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!


--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.
zanzibar by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

water off a duck's back 

An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.
Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.

I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.

So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.

Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.

Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.

But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.

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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004



NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.

Comes with the territory 

Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.
Why do people hate the police?


Comes with the territory.
"If destroyed still true"


Added to the end of wriiten insults (most likely graffiti) to say that even if it is removed, then the fact remains that the insult is true. Usually based around truth.
PSYCHO BITCH IS MY PERSONAL BITCH IDST


Well, you know it's true!
IDST by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

paris hilton video 

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.
Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

internet fad 

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.
Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.
internet fad by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

spoken for 

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
spoken for by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004