kung-fu jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the powder upmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the complete arseholemug. (n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....
I wouldn't mind a GT40.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the GT40mug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the king of cussmug. Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Get the golden bearmug. A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the hydrogenated fartmug. (v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*
*candidate for worst song ever.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
Get the shaddap you facemug.