kung-fu jesus's definitions

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

dropped

(past v.) To be removed from the active roster. This can apply to music artists, sport stars etc.

He is dropped


That band is dropped.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

need-to-know basis

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

bloody nose

(n.) A taste of blood to annoy the enemy.

We bombed thier camp. Now that they've got a bloody nose they'll regroup and come for us.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004