Definitions by ktrane

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004

S.W.A.T. 

A mindless, mediocre action movie that was completely predictable from start to finish. Collin Ferrel is a turd burglar.

I went to see the movie S.W.A.T. and fell asleep in the movie theater. I woke up when the movie was over and still knew everything that happened.

S.W.A.T. by ktrane March 3, 2004

poop tooth 

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.

1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.

poop tooth by ktrane March 2, 2004