Definitions by ktrane
turd polishing
The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
turd polishing by ktrane March 3, 2004
S.W.A.T.
A mindless, mediocre action movie that was completely predictable from start to finish. Collin Ferrel is a turd burglar.
I went to see the movie S.W.A.T. and fell asleep in the movie theater. I woke up when the movie was over and still knew everything that happened.