by ktrane March 03, 2004

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.
by ktrane June 18, 2004

An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
by ktrane March 09, 2004
