krhimself's definitions

i ching

"ee-ching"

An ancient Chinese oracle, it's now commonly used by Westerners for enlightenment.

The concept centers around the opposites and inevitability of change.

"Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it."

- Collateral

by KRHimself September 4, 2005

UCF

A university in the east side of Orlando, famous for their godawful football team, not to mention miles and miles of construction projects. Nicknamed the Golden Knights.

UCF = University of Crap Football

by KRHimself September 5, 2005

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

by KRHimself September 5, 2005

850

Area code of Tallahassee, FL

Florida's state capitol, not to mention its best university, is located in the 850

by KRHimself September 23, 2005

Hanshin Tigers

A shit baseball team based in the suburb of Osaka, Japan. More choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

In other words, they're the Japanese baseball's answer to the Chicago Cubs.

History of the Hanshin Tigers: Countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only Japan Series title. They had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the Daiei Hawks.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.

Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

i don't give

A contraction of "I don't give a (fill in expletive here).

1: Dude, that kid was talkin some mad shit about you.
2: Man, I don't give. He's just a shit anyway.

by KRHimself December 28, 2005