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Hideki Matsui

a Japanese player on the New York Yankees who's only good for hitting. came to America only because he was influenced by both Steinbrenner and his former team, the Yomiuri Giants. nickname Godzilla, partly because his face resembles the character.
Matsui is nothing. He's not even tenth the player Ichiro is.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
mugGet the Hideki Matsuimug.

Park Avenue

The main street of Winter Park, FL. There are restaurants and boutiques lining either side of the street, and it ends at Rollins College, a prestigious private school.
Park Avenue and its surroundings does a really good job of hiding the other sides of Winter Park, riddled with slums like Kenilworth Shores.
by KRHimself March 17, 2005
mugGet the Park Avenuemug.

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."
1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.
by KRHimself September 5, 2005
mugGet the shiitake mushroommug.

race of spades

the very card that Omarosa loved to play in The Apprentice.

also used by people of virtually every race, even the Caucasians.
Asian: I can't get to the line first?
White: No dude, I was here before you.
Asian: Man, stop bein' all racist, man.
White: Well stop playing the race of spades on me.
by KRHimself September 2, 2004
mugGet the race of spadesmug.

browns

A team that hates Pittsburgh like a fat kid hates starving.
The Browns killed the Steelers in Pittsburgh, 33-10.
by KRHimself April 27, 2006
mugGet the brownsmug.

grandma's boy

one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.
quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
by KRHimself May 12, 2006
mugGet the grandma's boymug.

Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.
one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.
by KRHimself March 14, 2005
mugGet the Japanese governmentmug.

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