krhimself's definitions

yomiuri giants

the absolute worst team in Japanese baseball, known for screwing up the draft system in order to secure the #1 pick for them every year.

there is nothing better in Japanese baseball than to see the Giants in last place.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Wha

short for what

wha' 'appen? man, i 'unno.

by KRHimself December 14, 2003

pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

terry bradshaw

A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career, even though they the days have passed by almost 30 years... and even though he was just a token QB on a team built around its defense. see also Pittsburgh Steelers.

Terry Bradshaw could be the most football player of all-time. Carrot Top could have taken that team to the Super Bowl if he was the QB.

by KRHimself November 17, 2004

Spirit of Truth

a hilarious video from the 90's featuring a black "preacher" who read off of a Bible that looks like a phone book, claimed to "come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit," cussed almost every other word, and accused the callers of being devil worshippers. also noted for its weird camera work and great dialogues with his audience. it's an ABSOLUTE must-see footage.

the devil is a muthafuckin liar, so you know i ain't worried, BIOTCH!

listen and appreciate the words of the Spirit of Truth.

by KRHimself May 18, 2006

jamal lewis

a crack-smoking athlete who should never be allowed to play again. see ravens

I fumbled for the 18th time... because I got high.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

got you by the balls

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.

1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)

by KRHimself November 11, 2004