Definitions by krhimself

jacksonville 

a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.

Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.

jacksonville by KRHimself February 26, 2005

orange blossom trail 

a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.

When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.

orange blossom trail by KRHimself January 31, 2005

Orange County 

a county in Central Florida, home to Orlando (see Whorelando) and Winter Park.

Orange County, FL = The other OC.

Orange County by KRHimself January 23, 2005

fixing the car 

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

fixing the car by KRHimself January 16, 2005

carpenter's dream 

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

carpenter's dream by KRHimself January 1, 2005

riceroni

a ricer that is even more tricked out than normal ricers.

look at that riceroni with a huge ass exhaust and those bright fuckin frontlights!

riceroni by KRHimself December 28, 2004

this here joint 

a bastardized way to say "right here" or "my house."

There's gunna be a big party tomorrow up here in this here joint.

this here joint by KRHimself December 28, 2004