shlakim

slang for masturbation. deriven from the word shlak the sound that comes up when you masturbate.

a) eize shlak eveti! haval al azman!
b) ma kara? shlakim?

a) eize shlak eveti! haval al azman!
b) ma kara? shlakim?

by koko October 31, 2004

Japtalian

One who is a Jap and a Dego (Japanese and Italian) combined into one fucked up angry short squinty eyes greasy fucker.

Damn Nick, youre such a dirty Japtalian.

by Koko May 09, 2003

uper milf

uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.

Jessica Alba is an uper milf.

by koko November 05, 2005

Buckling

The act of unsuccessfully performing a desired task.

"I can't believe you dropped that, stop buckling."

by Koko November 13, 2003

Army of Freshmen

A sweet band from Ventura, CA. They mix punk with pop and add a couple of keyboards to create a unique and absolutely amazing sound. They ROCK!

Did you pick up the new Army of Freshmen CD, Beg Borrow Steal? I heard it's awesome!

by Koko September 08, 2004

specialj

A lame nickname for a dumb dumb poo poo. Someone who is stupid and smells bad (and also is yucky).

Hey, whattup SpecialJ? You smell bad, and you are a dumb dumb. I hear that accountants party hard.

by koko September 30, 2004

wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

by koko October 31, 2004