alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.
Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
mugGet the alcolimiamug.

skating rink

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.
Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
mugGet the skating rinkmug.

Upchuck

1. relating to vomit or vomiting
2. An appropriate name for North Charleston, the ghetto attached to Charleston, SC. North Charleston is clearly up from Charleston on the map. Charleston is often referred to as "Chucktown". Thus "up" and "chuck" forming "Upchuck".
1. Don't upchuck in my car!
2. Remember to lock your doors if you're driving through Upchuck, and don't gaze directly at any of its inhabitants.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
mugGet the Upchuckmug.

bangable

A way to describe someone who has some quality that makes them sexually irresistible, and who doesn't have some quality that would make having sex with them questionable. It's someone who you wouldn't mind having sex with right then, right there, because of some reason. You don't have to be smokin' hot to be bangable. It can be looks, or intangible qualities like personality or charisma.
He'd be bangable if he wasn't in a frat.

She'd be bangable if she didn't have herpagonosyphilaids.

I don't know why, but he's just bangable!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
mugGet the bangablemug.

Caucasophobia

Fear or hatred of whites; fear or hatred of people of European decent. Often associated with racism against whites. This hatred is usually seen as justifiable and often is not viewed as racism.
The derogatory use of words like "cracker" and "snowflake" is indicative Caucasophobia.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright has a raging case of Caucasophobia.
by koalaroo May 03, 2008
mugGet the Caucasophobiamug.

baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
mugGet the baseball wifemug.

palmetto bug

"Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.
A palmetto bug flew through the front door and into my face. I wanted to bathe in Lysol afterward.
by koalaroo May 26, 2008
mugGet the palmetto bugmug.