Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?
by kjsdfrisue March 08, 2017
Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 09, 2017
by kjsdfrisue March 09, 2017
Some terrorist who looks like an african sheep-goat breed with skin and has the eye of the illuminati.
by kjsdfrisue March 07, 2017