5 definitions by kjsdfrisue

couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

Wall

The giant wall that trump is gonna make. A.K.A. The Mexican WALL.

Trump: WE ARE GONNA MAKE THAT WALL.
Mexicans: WE ARE GONNA MAKE A RAMP TO GET OVER THAT WALL.

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

ISIS

A random group of pin pushers.

Hey, is that an ISIS

by kjsdfrisue March 7, 2017

Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017

osoma bin ladin

Some terrorist who looks like an african sheep-goat breed with skin and has the eye of the illuminati.

Son: Is that an Osoma Bin Ladin?
Dad: Nope, that is just YOUR MUM!!

by kjsdfrisue March 7, 2017