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Definitions by kittridge

lane exchange

When 2 cars in different lanes both switch into their counterpart's lane at the same time.

eg: Car A moves from the left lane into the right lane. At precisely the same time Car B moves from the right lane into the left lane.

Commonly the cars involved in the lane exchange are in close proximity (1-3 cars apart) however an exchange can take place over greater distance without either party being aware of it.
The lane exchange is Mother Nature's way of returning traffic pressure to equilibrium.
lane exchange by kittridge October 18, 2008

Government Vacation 

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.
Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.
Government Vacation by kittridge October 18, 2008

pepsi princess

1) A skank.
2) A person who drinks a lot of pepsi.
3) Lower middle class female youth wearing revealing clothing even though she's fat and ugly.
Hey there pepsi princess! You're the pepsiest girl in town!
-Allan Wicker from his 1990 hit song Pepsi Princess
pepsi princess by Kittridge October 16, 2008

put on a wig 

To cheer up. When one forgets one's problems and improves in mood.
Put on a wig, Samantha! We'll go out and cut up the rug/s.
put on a wig by Kittridge October 15, 2008

baked in the cake 

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.
Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City
baked in the cake by Kittridge October 15, 2008

disthetic 

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.
Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!
disthetic by Kittridge April 9, 2008

refreeze 

The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.

CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!
I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.
refreeze by Kittridge February 29, 2008