kittridge's definitions

lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.

I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

refreeze

The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.

CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!

I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls

While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.

by kittridge January 23, 2009

followship

Reactionary behaviour by leaders of organisations adopting someone else's policies or positions in order to piggyback on its popularity or success.

Politicians are most guilty of this. Similar to me-tooism.

Coined by John Clark on the 7.30 report February 2008.

Man: I can't believe the opposition supports those tax cuts, they're graduating from the followship academy

by Kittridge February 25, 2008

disthetic

Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly.

Heavens! Turn off the TV Roger, I cannot bear to look at Vanessa Williams' disthetic face any longer! I don't have acne anyway!

by Kittridge April 9, 2008

Vagvertise

Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.

Vagvertise here

by kittridge December 9, 2008

baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

by Kittridge October 15, 2008