Lanpire

Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.
My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss
by kittridge November 25, 2008
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lecturd

A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.
I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls
While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.
by kittridge January 24, 2009
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pepsi princess

1) A skank.
2) A person who drinks a lot of pepsi.
3) Lower middle class female youth wearing revealing clothing even though she's fat and ugly.
Hey there pepsi princess! You're the pepsiest girl in town!
-Allan Wicker from his 1990 hit song Pepsi Princess
by Kittridge August 22, 2008
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glasgow eyeball

Glasgow Eyeball: (Verb) To look at someone antagonistically, with malice/rage inciting or leading up to a fist fight.

A look that is a threat of physical violence.

Similar to the stinkeye.
Motherfucker was messin up my shit all night, I gave him the Glasgow eyeball, I was ready to go!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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anachronaut

A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.

1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.
anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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photoshopportunity

when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.

usually for comedic purposes.
Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity.
by kittridge January 06, 2009
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