beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

snarfle

a word used to convey nervousness, resignation, and/or excitement. Brought to popular useage by character on Thundercats whose phrases consisted largely of snarfles and the occasional word.

but panthro, snarfle snarfle, it's snarfle dark in there snarfle snarfle

by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004

number ten

Something which is not good, distinctly not second or third rate even, but tenth rate. Originated, as far as i can tell, in vietnam where the phrase, you're number ten gi joe might've been popular. popularized in the movie indiana jones by that kid.

you not number one, you number ten doctah jones

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

solidarity

(noun, adj. noun) a love for another person so intense and unyielding that it is potentially militant.

solidarity sis. solidarity.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

eggnog latte

an adjective meaning homosexual.

dude, that shirt is pretty eggnog latte

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

semanatics

a word you use to further piss off detailed oriented people when they're squabbling over what clearly are to you, moot points, or matters of minor significance, surface shit. when used correctly, it elicits immediate correction from the offended party.

- "cucumbers are my favorite vegetable"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004