killersbytrade's definitions

Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

dick-eating snake

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.

Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

by killersbytrade May 10, 2010

transquality

A sense of the reasonableness of life, accompanied by a feeling of peace found beyond the normal lines of one's understanding of peace and tranquility.

Joe: what's Ernest been smokin'? He always seems like he's asleep with a goofy grin on his face and everytime I talk to him he gets all cryptic.

Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.

by killersbytrade June 13, 2010