Definitions by killersbytrade

Roof-fairy 

One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.

Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!

Roof-fairy by killersbytrade August 18, 2009

carjaculation 

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

carjaculation by killersbytrade April 3, 2009

Stop Sign Salami 

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.

Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!

Stop Sign Salami by killersbytrade April 2, 2009

Highway Paranoia 

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

Highway Paranoia by killersbytrade March 30, 2009