killersbytrade's definitions

Peter-Twirling

Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.

Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.

Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010

Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

Stop Sign Salami

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.

Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!

by killersbytrade April 2, 2009

carjaculation

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

by killersbytrade April 3, 2009