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a punishable crime by death if you state even the name of this horrendous felony then you are lucky if you have life in jail most that do this get decapitation if you accually do this crime then oh then YOU WILL BE BURNED AT THE STAKES THEN FROZED IN THE HARSH CLIMATE OF THE SOUTH POLE THEN QUICKLY AFTER COOLING OFF UNPLEASENTLY THIS SAME TO THING WILL HAPPEN TILL THE END OF YOUR DAYS BE WARNED
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when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive
Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!
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when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive
"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"
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A sellable product that goes for about 1.99 pound or 2.51 dollars

NOTE Product is Returnable but all accessories that are not made by our company can NOT BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY BACK since our company doesn't own rights to sell these products and we would be losing money for no reason

SECOND NOTE if product is returned by the end of the month you can get accessories for all of your future women or currently owned women
Fred bought a Women for 1.99 he liked it
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