Definitions by kikanjuuneko
Ultimate Stranger
A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.
"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."
Ultimate Stranger by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008
Top Gear rule
An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
Top Gear rule by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007
Pincushion syndrome
A bodypart that is plagued by far too many piercings for it to be tasteful. Named so because the bodypart resembles a pincushion.
Pincushion syndrome by kikanjuuneko November 9, 2006
VSE
VSE by kikanjuuneko October 28, 2006
manface
When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.
"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."
manface by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006
Three Word Syndrome
A phenomenon in the hardcore, metalcore and emo scenes where band names are dramatic constructions of three words or more. In some cases, the spaces between these words are removed for extra cool points.
There are lots of band names that suffer from Three Word Syndrome: Embrace the End, Killing the Dream, Bleed the Dream, Bleed the Sky, As Cities Burn, As Hope Dies, Beneath the Ashes, Boysetsfire, Skycamefalling, Prayer For Cleansing, November Coming Fire... Okay, I'm done with examples now.
Three Word Syndrome by kikanjuuneko December 25, 2005
Drummer's Syndrome
When drummers and wannabe drummers absolutely cannot stop tapping surfaces or playing drumkits in your practice space, despite the fact that the rest of the band needs to sort something out, you've got a case of Drummer's Syndrome on your hands.
"Goddammit, there he goes again with his Drummer's Syndrome! Stop fucking playing, we need to tune!"
Drummer's Syndrome by kikanjuuneko December 8, 2005