kikanjuuneko's definitions

Pincushion syndrome

A bodypart that is plagued by far too many piercings for it to be tasteful. Named so because the bodypart resembles a pincushion.

"Hey, did you see that hot dude/chick?"
"Hot? Nah, his/her face had Pincushion syndrome."

by kikanjuuneko November 9, 2006

manface

When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.

"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."

by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006

Three Word Syndrome

A phenomenon in the hardcore, metalcore and emo scenes where band names are dramatic constructions of three words or more. In some cases, the spaces between these words are removed for extra cool points.

There are lots of band names that suffer from Three Word Syndrome: Embrace the End, Killing the Dream, Bleed the Dream, Bleed the Sky, As Cities Burn, As Hope Dies, Beneath the Ashes, Boysetsfire, Skycamefalling, Prayer For Cleansing, November Coming Fire... Okay, I'm done with examples now.

by kikanjuuneko December 25, 2005

corpse kill

Killing an already dead man to make sure that he is in fact dead. For example, you might snap someone's spine, then just to make sure, you drop the person down an elevator shaft. A staple of Steven Seagal movies.

One of the many innovations of 80s Action is the corpse kill. ... In the case of Tommy Lee Jones, Seagal beats his man, slices him up with a knife, pushes his eyeball back into his brain (Jones is still alive at this point) then drives the knife into the top of Jones' skull, right up to the handle. The corpse then gets thrown headfirst through a monitor and electrocuted. You know those scenes where it looks like the bad guy is dead, but then he gets back up and musters one more cheap shot? You don't see any of those in Seagal flicks.

-Ruthlessreviews.com, on "Under Siege 2"

by kikanjuuneko September 22, 2005

pit check

1. (verb) Smelling your armpits to make sure they don't smell bad.
2. (noun) An instance of pit checking.

1. *sniff* What's that smell? Pit checking time!
2. Man, I just did a pit check, my pits stink!

by kikanjuuneko September 29, 2004

telenovela

A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.

"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"

by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005

mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.

"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"

by kikanjuuneko September 8, 2004