kid chameleon's definitions

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

on the fritz

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.

I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.

by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

Rig

To tamper with something so the outcome benefits a pre-chosen person or group.

I didn't win the million dollar prize, so I reckon the damn competition must be rigged.

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

bank job

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.

Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

snot

verb - to punch somebody in the face

"He spilled my pint, so I snotted him"

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

Deluxe

A person, object or event that is considered to be of a very high standard.

So, I was in this new club with these hot twins who kept buying me drinks all night - it was so deluxe!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003