kid chameleon's definitions

Queens of the Stone Age

(aka QOTSA)

Nigh on the best fucking band ever. Manage to blend balls-to-the-wall rock, mystic arty flourishes and dark sardonic humour into perfect tunes. If God and Satan copulated and spawned a child made of music, this would be the sound of its voice. Listen to their album "Songs For The Deaf" on acid and you'll understand. I did. So did the 10ft neon cowgirls who appeared in my loungeroom.

Thinking rockers prefer QOTSA.

by kid chameleon October 17, 2003

on the fritz

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.

I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.

by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

Deluxe

A person, object or event that is considered to be of a very high standard.

So, I was in this new club with these hot twins who kept buying me drinks all night - it was so deluxe!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

Rig

To tamper with something so the outcome benefits a pre-chosen person or group.

I didn't win the million dollar prize, so I reckon the damn competition must be rigged.

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

bank job

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.

Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

MacGuyver

verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else

My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003