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Dogs
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The funniest
fucking
word
ever
.
Guy 1
: Dogs
Guy 2
: Starts
Laughing
Hysterically
Dogs
by
KevinP
June 13, 2012
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Cow
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1. A cow is a weird
fucking animal
that we eat and has
fucked up
spots.
2.
Someone
so fat they can't move.
1. Let's
eat a cow
for dinner
tonight!
2. You are such a
fucking cow
!
Cow
by
KevinP
June 13, 2012
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shut teh face
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recommending
someone to shut up before an object of round
quality
is shoved in
the mouth
shut teh face, only
allowed
open when
eating
teh
toasty
oats
shut teh face
by
kevinP
January 8, 2004
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sadiddy
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Sad And
Giddy
At
The Same
Time
.
She/He
Was Sadiddy At Her Mean
Uncles
Funeral
.
sadiddy
by
kevinp
November 24, 2003
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