kevinp's definitions

Cow

1. A cow is a weird fucking animal that we eat and has fucked up spots.
2. Someone so fat they can't move.

1. Let's eat a cow for dinner tonight!
2. You are such a fucking cow!

by KevinP June 13, 2012

shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

by kevinP January 8, 2004

sadiddy

Sad And Giddy At The Same Time.

She/He Was Sadiddy At Her Mean Uncles Funeral.

by kevinp November 24, 2003

Dogs

The funniest fucking word ever.

Guy 1: Dogs
Guy 2: Starts Laughing Hysterically

by KevinP June 13, 2012