kev's definitions

Kiddie-Fiddler

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.

"Shut it ya kiddie fiddler"

by Kev April 10, 2006

tromboning

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.

Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.

by Kev April 8, 2006

cockahol

Noun.
A less offensive term for spunk.

After a night dreaming of Anne Widecombe, Cuthbert woke to find his trollies covered in cockohol.

by Kev April 10, 2006

Seoul

The capital and largest city of South Korea. Founded in the 14th century, it became the country's capital in 1948. Population: 10,726,862.
It's the best city ever!

Seoul is better than Tokyo

by Kev February 13, 2006

Line Rape

To penetrate into a line without notice, successfully embedding oneself into the line.

Ted: 'Dude, this line is long!'
Ben: 'Wanna line rape it?'

by kev May 4, 2014

cockaholic

Noun.
A woman or man who is addicted to cockohol.

See that Jordan bird, she's a right cockaholic

by Kev April 10, 2006

cock-knocker

noun.
A gentleman who bangs at the back door

See that Elton John, he's a right cock-knocker.

by Kev April 10, 2006