kerb's definitions

untermensch

Nazi Germany shortlist of degenerates to genocide off:

Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).

Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".

Hitler's toothbrush moustache is now untermensh. Any pillock wearing one should shave it off. Right now.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.

I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.

My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

snort

To insufflate, that is, breathe in a line of powdered solid through a straw up one's nostril. Usu. applied to cocaine or ketamine.

He had to roll up a dollar bill to snort his K.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

ehoh

Greeting in Tellytubbian

When in Tellytubbyland, say "Ehoh".

by Kerb November 30, 2004

love burger

Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.

Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004