Result of old aged pensioners on acid.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the telly tubbiesmug. Anti Social Behaviour Order, used mainly against youths who annoy ordinary respectable people and workers.
These can be in the form of curfew orders, so yobs cannot hang out in the street at night. Also to prevent street drinking, thus preventing drunk and disorderly bahaviour. Also to prevent agressive beggars approaching strangers for money.
A method of containment, while a longer term method can be implemented to encourage young people off under-age drinking, drugs, and to get them to school, and then to gainful employment.
These can be in the form of curfew orders, so yobs cannot hang out in the street at night. Also to prevent street drinking, thus preventing drunk and disorderly bahaviour. Also to prevent agressive beggars approaching strangers for money.
A method of containment, while a longer term method can be implemented to encourage young people off under-age drinking, drugs, and to get them to school, and then to gainful employment.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the ASBO'smug. Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the dalekmug. A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.
Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.
Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.
A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.
Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!
They progresses to holding hands.
"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.
At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.
Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.
The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.
"Now get out of there before I call the police!"
Mark beats a hasty retreat!
When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
by Kerb November 30, 2004
Get the Badger Gamemug. The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the fool's errandmug. Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the faux pasmug. 1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).
2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.
2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.
by Kerb December 01, 2004
Get the Colin Powellmug.