People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.
Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
by Kerb December 01, 2004

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
by Kerb November 28, 2004


1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy.
2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.
2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.
Ralph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.
by Kerb November 29, 2004

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.
It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.
It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.
It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
by Kerb November 27, 2004

Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".
Sometimes seen as uncool.
Sometimes seen as uncool.
by Kerb November 28, 2004

by Kerb November 28, 2004
