anorak

1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.

My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

love burger

Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.

Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

August Bank Holiday Island

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.

Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004

party

Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.

You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.

by Kerb December 01, 2004

aol

1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.

2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.

The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.

Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.

by Kerb November 27, 2004