Brooooo, we just ripped through 4 J's and three bowls of bud. I'm so toasted I can see the colors of the rainbow on the knuckle of my hand.
by kenny chezney April 13, 2022
Kids literally taking his shirt off and flexing in the courtyard trying to act tough in front of the girls, what an absolute pile.
by kenny chezney March 23, 2022
Dude I am so sorry, I was watching this sick adult film and filled your Adidas sock with my warm boof. It's pretty sticky and crusty right now but you better watch it because I wouldn't be surprised if it grew arms and legs and started walking around like a little human.
by kenny chezney February 25, 2022
This history teach is such a pigeon. The guy just rambles on and on for an hour and a half and then makes us write a paper on the Xiu Chi Min society. Teach is so dust.
by kenny chezney February 21, 2022
Dude I'm craving a zynnachino top shelf right now. I need my top lip packed tighter than my girlfriend. The buzz is gonna go absolutely bananas.
by kenny chezney April 15, 2022
Broooooooo I was sloshed last night. Those fireball shooters got me hung like Stewart Little this morning. Like seriously, it feels like Pearl Harbie is being replayed inside of my dome piece bud.
by kenny chezney February 16, 2022
Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.
Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.
Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly
by kenny chezney February 23, 2022