kenny chezney's definitions

boof

Another term for cum or ejaculation

Dude I am so sorry, I was watching this sick adult film and filled your Adidas sock with my warm boof. It's pretty sticky and crusty right now but you better watch it because I wouldn't be surprised if it grew arms and legs and started walking around like a little human.

by kenny chezney February 25, 2022

top chezny

Hockey term for putting a puck top shelf. The area on the top of the net that only non-benders can hit.

Buddy did you see Jonesy snipe that puck where mama hides the cookies? You know the kids a beauty when he can put a puck top chezny. Kids got the chez touch.

by kenny chezney February 9, 2022

Brothers Bar

A bar in La-Crosse Wisconsin where the boys and the beauties go to fill there liver with alcoholic beverages. Occasionally you'll see a couple making out on the stage. Usually come out of this place licking your shoulder like Stephen Hawking. Always bringing a 10'er back to the bunk beds in the dorm after.

Me and the boys dropped a Benjamin Franklin at Brothers Bar last night and ordered Long Islands that left our livers screaming in agony the morning after. Good news is, we all woke up in the bunk beds of Coate Hall with a couple of barbies by our sides.

by kenny chezney February 19, 2022

pigeon

someone who is annoying and you simply cannot deal with.

This history teach is such a pigeon. The guy just rambles on and on for an hour and a half and then makes us write a paper on the Xiu Chi Min society. Teach is so dust.

by kenny chezney February 21, 2022

Salad Cover

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).

Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.

by kenny chezney April 15, 2022

Gong show

Absolute craziness. Usually involves partying and just going hard. A bunch of nonsense.

Ben: Boys we just landed in Miami on a Friday
Travis: Bud let's go DT to the clubs, gonna be an absolute gong show.

Ben: Might end up in the back of the red and blue wagon tonight off a perk 30 and some Molly

by kenny chezney February 23, 2022

letty dressing

a product that you put in your hair to get it to flow like the Mississippi.

Hey chief, toss my the letty dressing so I can get this cabbage flowing like the Mississippi River. Gonna be pulling some absolute 10'ers tonight.

by kenny chezney February 16, 2022