dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

ish

word meaning kind of, sort of, or a little bit. can be tacked on to an existing word or used by itself.

1 ex: "that color is blue-ish"
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2 ex: -"are you hungry?"
-"ish."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

usa

the country where i live, run by a stupid f*ckhead and is going to shite.

"i live in the usa, but im moving when i'm old enough."

by Kennedi Greene August 28, 2007

shite

a wat of saying shit and it is NOT british like the first person said. its very irish.

retard:shite is how you say shit in britian.
irish guy: THATS SHITE!!! its an irish word, ye ninny!

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

talk like a pirate day

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!

guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!

by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

now bring me that horizon

a line made famous by the pirates of the caribbean movies. it is to be used when you are setting off to do something i.e. on a mission. usually uttered to oneself after other instructions have been given.
a loose translation is: "now, lets go."

person 1: alright first we'll get the beer, then we'll get the car, and then we're off to Mexico!
other people: alright! yay! woohoo!
person 1: now bring me that horizon

by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

51/50

police code meaning crazy and violent. often used as slang meaning the same.

cop: "we have a 51/50 here. im gonna need backup."

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person: "that dude's a fucking 51/50. dont mess with him."

by Kennedi Greene August 27, 2007