terminal yap

when someone is talking so much that the only way they'll shut up is if they die.

larry: is she getting off the phone soon?

jerry: nah, dude, she's in terminal yap.

by ken power February 10, 2009

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power August 28, 2007

N-D-S

NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.

i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.

by ken power February 08, 2009

shitweiler

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

by ken power January 11, 2008

fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

by ken power January 11, 2008

tubar

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

by ken power August 28, 2007

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 11, 2008