kelamist's definitions

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018

Penta Claus

a rich & evil person taking care of the poor and needy not because it's good for them but because it's good for his own will.

Pablo Escobar was South America's Penta Claus for all seasons

by kelamist December 7, 2018

fumarium

smoking room/lounge/area

A fumarium is a room which is specifically provided and furnished for smoking, generally in buildings where smoking is otherwise prohibited.

by kelamist June 10, 2018

zenphony

absolute silence

you might welcome the sound of silence but zenphony can be just as maddening so be careful what you wish for!

by kelamist September 20, 2018

taximus

an aggressive cab driver who don't pay much attention to traffic, pedestrians or anything else.

it's easier to spot a taximus when you see a cab driver with his left hand hanging outside the window.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

POPPY SAPIENS

"you chube"s or "tiktok"s or some other digital media's -very popular- influencer who has tons and tons of followers.

Loren Gray is the post-modern sapiens, the Poppy Sapiens

by kelamist May 5, 2020

jackground

british soil

"islas malvinas is a jackground" is a statement of contradictions.

by kelamist August 14, 2018