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c

1)The note directly to the left of any group of two black keys - or the second note to the right of a system of three black keys - on a piano keyboard.

2)The letter directly to the left of "v" - or directly to the right of "x" - on a computer keyboard.

3)One of many large bodies of water on the earth. Claims have been made that there are only seven, but those claimes refer to oceans rather than c's.

4)The act of viewing something with the human eye.

5)The third letter in the English alphabet.

6)In music, the key in which there are no sharps or flats in the key signature.
1)c-->*****<--c (=white key, *=black key)

2)xcv (?=key on the keyboard)

3)A sailer sailed on the more than seven c's.

4)I c you.

5)ab_c_defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

6)Play that in the key of C.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
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oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.
Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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by Keegster June 12, 2003
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coca-cola

by Keegster April 28, 2003
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zelda

Absolutely, beyond a doubt, no questions asked, the GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME EVER CREATED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Anyone who hates Zelda sucks at life completely.
Have you played the new Zelda yet? It ROCKS!
by Keegster April 23, 2003
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dead

A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
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