31 definitions by kate charlton

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.
Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.
by kate charlton August 1, 2008
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A transplanted Rural Girl desperately trying to acclimate to the big city. She may look and act the part, but deep down she still has "Country Crock" written all over her.
Catherine went from Rural Girl, to Rurban Girl, to Urban Girl during the three months that she liven in Boston.
by kate charlton September 10, 2008
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The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.
by kate charlton February 9, 2008
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The act of cumming in a woman's ass, pussy, and mouth all in one orgasm. It takes both good control and a longer orgasm with a large load.
Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy, continued cumming, and one last time held himself until she rolled over and he was able to complete cumming in her eager mouth completing the hole-in-three.
by kate charlton February 9, 2008
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The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
by kate charlton June 19, 2008
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The date on which two people first had sex.
He was invited out for a drink after work, but he knew that since it was their sexiversary and she would be expecting him to be on his game, he declined.
by kate charlton June 19, 2008
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Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.
by kate charlton May 21, 2008
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